What a shame!

Sorry, but whilst we here at globalAutomatic! pride ourselves on our compassionate and sympathetic natures (and humility) we unfortunately do not have time to do anything for you at the moment.

Were you planning to do some serious net surfing ? Have you thought of upgrading to the latest version of NetScape ? (It's free for non-commercial use and you can download it from here.)

Also ShockWave is being used more and more on the Net and no one should be without it. Again it's free and you can download it from here.

In the meantime, if you don't want to do that, all that remains is to go back and stare at the Dan Zero logo.

Unless of course you are using a text based browser. In which case about the only part of this site that might be remotely viewable is i.j.oog